Matt and Friends Drink the Universe

Christmas Trivia and Name That Tune 2025

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A frosty glass, a warm toast, trivia, and a roomful of music nerds trying not to cry-laugh over a slide whistle—our holiday special brings the good stuff. We start with a cookies-and-cream Sugarlands concoction and buttery-nipple shots poured into Matt's Grandpa’s vintage shot glass set, then raise a heartfelt toast to departed friend. From there the energy jumps: holiday music trivia, name‑that‑tune chaos with student recordings, and a chord-progression challenge that reveals how deeply these carols live in our bones.

We dig into the stories behind the songs with some trivia. The slide whistle segment might be the funniest minute of our year, but it’s also a clever lesson in melody recognition: strip away the production and you can still sing your way home. Then we pivot to the all-time top toys list—Slinky, Yo-yo, Barbie, Game Boy, LEGO, Hot Wheels, Wii, Switch—and unpack why certain fads explode, which classics endure, and how design, scarcity, and nostalgia shape holiday demand.

To cap it off, we play a yes–no lightning round of questions to guess what Andy is thinking of and pick our Stellar Sip. It’s equal parts music history, party game, and story time—woven with real friendship, small traditions, and the kind of laughter that lingers. Pour something sweet, press play, and join the table. If you smiled, shared a memory, or guessed a tune before we did, subscribe, leave a review, and tell a friend who needs a holiday laugh.

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Matt:

Alright, everyone, welcome back to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe. It is once again time for our holiday episode.

Rob:

I'm feeling festive.

Matt:

Yes, very festive. I think we are. I have some great friends drinking the universe again with me today. First off, always giving me a break for the holiday episode. Your ho ho host. Hey, it's Andy.

Andy:

Yay, it's Siobhan.

Matt:

Chris. Hey guys, it's Rob. And I'm your host, Matt. I know Andy has a holiday trivia episode cooked up for us.

Rob:

Absolutely. But do we want to talk about this delicious beverage we have here? I haven't tried it yet.

Matt:

I think we do. So we did the Sugarlands episode recently, and we made the cherry pie uh drum abomination. Yeah, it was not our favorite. And I had said I think we can get a mulligan on that one with the cookies and cream. We have uh, so this is with the birthday cake, Sugarlands sip and cream. It is a cookies and cream drink. So let's see what we think. Pretty delicious, in my opinion. It is quite tasty. The first sip that I had, I don't think was uh was was mixed, and then I shook it around a little bit more and and now settled out.

Rob:

The whipped cream had to settle a little bit.

Matt:

Yeah.

Andy:

Delicious.

Matt:

That's yummy. So this one, just so you know, is basically chocolate milk, the birthday cake, sip and cream, whipped cream, and then shaved Hershey's chocolate bar on the top. That's so fancy. Yummy. Wait, hang on one moment. I wanted that to sound nicer than it did. And before we continue any further, this is a drinking podcast. After all, on the table, we also have some shots here. Most of you may know these as the buttery nipple. These are Bailey's and Butterscotch Schnups at the bottom. I will take one of those if someone passes me one this way. So this one's kind of more special to me this year. This was the drink that I'd normally have with my neighbor Dave next door. And unfortunately, Dave passed away back in March. And uh so Dave and I did not get to drink these together this year, but I wanted to make these for all of you. We'll give a quick toast to my buddy Dave. Kick off the holiday episode here. The shot glasses are so frosty cold. They are. So the shot glasses, this is a fun fact. These were my grandfather's, and his birthday was on Christmas. Yeah.

Andy:

Oh, this is a great set. We need like a good picture of it, too.

Matt:

That set might date back to like 1970 something. Nice. It comes with a nice little holder so you can carry shots to all your alcoholic friends wherever they happen to be in your house at any time. Oh, we have the nice uh little Christmas light in the background of this photo. There you go. All right. Little Christmas light. It looks literally the photo.

Andy:

That's the best part. It is large.

Matt:

It's approximately two and a half feet tall from Home Depot. So I won't talk about what you're compensating for. I mean, you asked for that. Shivan, get a nice little clinky end of the mic.

Andy:

Small tree? Yeah, yeah. Cheers.

Matt:

All right. Cheers to Dave. To Dave.

Rob:

To Dave. Oh, that's delicious.

Andy:

It's so cold.

Matt:

It's very cold. So the funny part about those is Dave would call me at like one in the afternoon and say, Are you coming over for like tonight to hang? And I say, sure. And he would stick those to the point where they were frozen solid. So when I drink them, the bailies would just slide off. That's like an ice cube. And the butterscotch would have to kind of like it's delicious. Yeah, those are really good. There's three more of them. Help yourself. Yum. So should we turn this over to Andy? Sure. Let's uh do we have Santa Sack this year?

Rob:

Like which direction are we going in? Yeah, so again, it it's better to give than to receive. So the purpose is to be the person with the least points at the end of the game. But you're not going to know how many points you have. So when you get a question right, you're going to draw a card and put it in the gift bag of one of your competitors. Um, and then at the end of the game, uh, the person with the least points wins, and there might be a prize. Ooh, might. Prize.

Andy:

Chris is like, I'm out. So there's no prize.

Matt:

By the way, I'm I'm admiring the uh art on the back of your laptop. Oh, yes.

Rob:

Oh, yeah.

Matt:

I enjoy it very much.

Rob:

Cover. So yeah, so we're gonna put the cards in there. Face value cards are all gonna be worth 10 to keep the math nice and simple because we're drinking.

Andy:

Hey oh. So we are over 60 episodes.

Matt:

The last episode that came out was actually the 60th. Wow.

Andy:

Whoa.

Matt:

Wow. So do we know historically who won the last two? I seem to recall Siobon winning one, and then I hosed Chris the first year. Yeah, the first year you screwed me over at the end of it.

Andy:

Did I win last year? I don't remember.

Rob:

I think Matt won once. Yeah, I think that was the that doesn't sound right. No, no. I'm pretty sure because there was the first year I had like uh it certainly wasn't the first year.

Matt:

The first year I think that was me. The whole game.

Rob:

Which you you can feel welcome to do again.

Matt:

Deck somebody else's halls, people. I know Matt has won some episodes of this podcast, but usually it's few and far between.

Rob:

I over the summer I had a goal to at least skip to the end of every episode and make like a spreadsheet of it.

Andy:

Oh, we gotta start on that. We need a crazy fan, like uh good job, Brady does that where someone will listen and then write in and be like, this is all the stats about every episode that you've ever done. But they're on like hundreds of episodes.

Matt:

I cannot remember. There's a Hot Ones guy.

Andy:

Oh yeah.

Matt:

Brian something or Dave something. I don't remember what his name is, but uh he's like a super fan that keeps stats.

Andy:

All right, super fans.

Matt:

Where are you at?

Andy:

Get at us.

Matt:

Yeah, get it. Hello.

Rob:

Click the send us the textbook.

Andy:

Start sheeting. Yeah. Okay? Get a sheet together.

Rob:

All right. So shall we start with round one? Take a sheet. Do it. All right. So this uh the trivia is very music-based today. I figured since we're a lot of musicians, this should be good for us. Uh-oh. We're excited. But each question in round one also has a bonus question that goes along with it. So, round one, question one, and uh again, this is the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. How old was Brenda Lee when she recorded Rockin' Around the Christmas tree back in 1958? Oh, oh, right, hold on. Let me get the spinner out. Here we go. Hey, that's fun. I hear it.

Andy:

Ta-da!

Rob:

Player one is Matt. Okay. Okay, and then are we going to go this way or around? Okay. Straight down the line. You guys. All right, Matt. How old was Brenda Lee when she recorded Rockin' Around the Christmas tree back in 1958? Was she A, 13, B, 26, C forty six, or D 68? 13. Is the correct answer. Wow. Right? I knew she was young. Think of the tonality of that voice. What a voice. And she was 13.

Andy:

Did she sound like a smoker when she was 18? Because I feel like she already had that going on. Yeah, right. Oh my God.

Rob:

Wow. So for so, Matt, you get to draw a card. Don't look at it, but put it in somebody's bag. Stick that in Siobhan's bag. Oh yeah.

Andy:

Okay.

Rob:

Rude. Now for the bonus question, which anyone can answer the bonus question. Who? Can anyone name another song that Brenda Lee was known for?

Andy:

This is gonna annoy me because I'm sure you're gonna give us one and I'm gonna be like, of course I know that's there's at least one that you're probably gonna know.

Rob:

I have a question.

Matt:

Does it have to be a Christmas song? No. Okay. Okay. Oh, so this this could be another song that she recorded. Oh geez.

Andy:

Um no idea.

Matt:

I'm gonna go with rockin' robin. Solid guess, incorrect. Is there a penalty for me guessing incorrectly? Very good. You'll be flogged later. Right. Any other gr guesses? Uh somewhere over the rainbow.

Andy:

What?

Matt:

I don't know. Just taking a wild shot in the dark.

Andy:

Yikes. I have nothing.

Rob:

Yeah, I've got it. The other big song she's known for is that I'm sorry song.

Andy:

Oh my gosh.

Rob:

I'm sorry.

Andy:

So sorry. Alright, well, I never would have come up with that, so I don't feel as bad.

Matt:

I'm glad I didn't get it.

Andy:

Yeah, no! Whatever, Brenda.

Rob:

Alright. Next question is going to Rob. That's me. Who first recorded Jingle Bell Rock? Was that Brenda Lee, Bobby Helms, George Strait, or Lindsay Lohan? I'm gonna go with Bobby Helms. Bobby Helms is the correct answer. We are two for two tonight. Lindsay Lohan did actually, Lindsay Lohan and George Strait did actually record Jingle Bell Rock.

Andy:

Yeah, well, if she was the first one, we were like, definitely not recorded a little of everything.

Matt:

A little bit, yeah. I'm going to give my present to Chris so both dreamers have a present.

Rob:

Oh yeah, I can't.

Andy:

I don't like presents. Just kidding. I like that.

Rob:

So bonus question. Can anybody name another song that Bobby Helms is known for singing?

Andy:

Who in the F is Bobby? Bobby. No.

Rob:

Nope. No. He's got two that are really well known for for him. The first one is Fraulin, which is Fraulein. Oh, no idea. It's a country song about meeting a German woman. Hence why I don't know it. Yeah, not familiar. But the other one is a crossover special angel. Yeah. Oh, oh. I don't know that one either. Yeah. Not the best known. Okay. All right, good. All right. Next question.

Andy:

Imagine if one of us knew that. Oh, that would have been amazing.

Rob:

I mean, if you're into your old school country, like I am absolutely not.

Andy:

I know that is right up the chevalier. Literally couldn't be further from enjoying that.

Rob:

All right, Chris. Hit me. Leroy Anderson wrote Slay Ride. Leroy James. Leroy Anderson. He wrote Slay Ride for a Heat Wave in 1948. Mitchell Parrish added the lyrics in 1950. What group famously recorded it in 1963? Was it A, the Supremes? B, the Shirley's. C, Martha and the Vandelas, or D, the Ronettes.

Matt:

Oh my god, I have no idea.

Rob:

Uh I'll go with the Supremes? It's a solid guess, but the answer is the Ronettes.

Andy:

Yeah, that would have been my guess. Okay, I feel better.

Rob:

Yeah.

Andy:

Woo! That's the Peter Griffin version.

Rob:

Should we not get the bonus question now? I can hear them sort of. Or we can take a bonus question. You've heard it. Alright. This one I think somebody might know, but can you someone name another song the Ronettes are known for?

Andy:

Oh, we should know this. I feel like I don't even know. We will know this because we will recognize the name. The Ronettes are the are great.

Rob:

But it was also an era of very similar, great. It's gonna be like a Motown Motown. Motown hiss.

Andy:

When I tell you all now I can hear from is them singing sleigh ride.

Matt:

Like sugar pie honey bunch or something.

Andy:

This is a shout-out to someone I know who loves this kind of stuff.

Matt:

About Mary? I don't know. Everybody recorded that one too.

Rob:

All right. The the best known is Be My Baby.

Matt:

Be my baby. Okay. Be my be my baby.

Andy:

We've all heard their sleigh ride, though. Guaranteed.

Rob:

Oh, absolutely.

Matt:

All right. That was my sleigh ride slap. Oh. We thought that you were.

Rob:

What are we cutting? What do we miss from?

Matt:

Normally we make that microphone. Which is 100% why I did it.

Rob:

Oh my god.

Andy:

Everyone knows.

Matt:

Everybody freaked out.

Andy:

That was my favorite part ever that I've ever played in band for one year.

Matt:

No gifts have been given on that round. No gifts on that one. Sag.

Rob:

All right, Siobhan. Yeah. Another one of everybody's favorite Christmas songs. How old was Gala Peavy when she recorded I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas in 1953?

Andy:

This is probably gonna be throwing us off.

Rob:

A was she six years old, B, ten years old, C 27 years old, or D eighty-three years old.

Siobhan:

Oh think.

Andy:

I want to go big on it. I really want to go big on it because it either end of the spectrum could sound like that, right? Like you could have an old lady being like, like that's I'm gonna go with it. 83.

Rob:

Uh you went the wrong direction.

Andy:

Oh, okay.

Rob:

It was 10. Okay. 10 years old.

Andy:

I could absolutely have seen bottom. Yeah. But could you not see that being an old woman?

Matt:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I could. I I was I was thinking to myself, if he went, you know, with a really elderly person, then I probably would have guessed.

Andy:

Yes. Yeah.

Matt:

In that direction.

Andy:

Yep, yep. All right. What else does Rhonda Peavy known for? I don't know. I'm just breaking a hip. So eventually.

Rob:

That song, which is really annoying.

Andy:

Yep.

Rob:

Was written as a fundraiser for a zoo. Oh. Because the zoo wanted to purchase a hippopotamus. What zoo? The Bronx. Solid guess.

Matt:

That's a great guess, Chris.

Andy:

San Diego.

Rob:

Also a solid guess. But Chicago. Those are all ones. All ones that probably wouldn't have to rip fundraise for such a right.

Andy:

That's true. I was thinking that as I said it. What um some local Cincinnati.

Rob:

It's just a guess. But they probably also wouldn't need to find one. The correct answer is the Oklahoma City Zoo.

Andy:

Oh, wouldn't have gotten there for another hour. So that's probably a good thing to cut us off on that. Because I would have been like, I'm just going to start guessing zoos, just like I did with the football teams the other day when I we were asking about football teams.

Matt:

I knew it was a fun I knew it was a fundraiser for something, but yeah. That's cool. That's crazy.

Rob:

They were legit trying to get a bunch of killing us. Love that.

Andy:

By extorting a 10-year-old to sing a song.

Matt:

Free labor. She was 10, not 83. So when I said she was known for breaking it up, that made no sense. Whoops.

Andy:

Wouldn't it have been kinder if she was 83?

Rob:

She was tagged nonprofit fundraising.

Matt:

Oh my gosh.

Rob:

Okay. All right, Matt. That's me. Which of these have not recorded Santa Baby? A. Michael Buble. B. Madonna. C. Marilyn Monroe. D. Gwen Stefani. Which of these did not record Santa Baby? Marilyn Monroe. That is correct.

Andy:

Nicely done.

Matt:

I would have guessed Madonna.

Andy:

Well, you would have been forgetting. I would have been who did it.

Matt:

Santa Baby.

Andy and others:

So the question then is. I'll give this one to Chris.

Andy:

Thank God. Christopher. Heck. I know.

Andy and others:

Presents for you.

Andy:

We're not doing good.

Matt:

The one who hasn't gotten an answer right yet.

Rob:

Alright, so for the bonus question, does anybody know who did first record Santa Baby? That a lot of people mistakenly think was Marilyn Monroe.

Andy:

Oh.

Rob:

Oh.

Andy:

Is it Edda James?

Rob:

It's a solid guess.

Matt:

Was it one of the three original options you gave, or no? Nope. Oh. Nope. Those definitely not.

Rob:

No, and I should know that. It's Gwen Shafani. Ginger Rogers? Solid guess, too.

Matt:

She was a dancer more.

Andy:

She was a dancer, yeah. Dang.

Andy and others:

I'm just thinking of like that era.

Andy:

My mom's probably really mad if she's listening to this.

Andy and others:

Patty Labelle. I don't know.

Andy:

Oh, also.

Rob:

That's a correct correct. The correct answer is Earth a Kit.

Andy:

That is what I was thinking, and I said Edda James, I'm the worst. Catwoman. God, I love Earth a Kit. What are you doing?

Matt:

Chris is unhappy that his present box is full. So he's reorder.

Andy:

Bah. Alright. Alright. That was close.

Rob:

Rob. Yes. Burl Ives, the famous voice of the snowman in Rudolph, recorded many famous Christmas songs. Which one is not him? Oh, okay. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Holly Jolly Christmas. Silverbells. Or O Little Town of Bethlehem. Oh.

Matt:

I feel like one of these is Bing Crosby.

Andy:

The orange beater himself.

Matt:

Peter, what you gotta do is get a bag of nice for Luxie oranges. Hard enough to make a point. See? But not hard enough to leave a bruise.

Andy:

Right.

Matt:

I'm sorry. Can you give me my afternoon?

Andy:

Sorry. I went on a tangent.

Rob:

Which of these famous recordings is not Burl Ives? Okay. A, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. B, Holly Jolly Christmas. C, Silverbells, or D, O Little Town of Bethlehem.

Matt:

I think it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. The correct answer. Correct. Yes. Oh, there we go. And for the bonus, that is Bing Crosby.

Rob:

That was not the question. Oh, that would have been easy. Oh, yes, absolutely.

Andy:

Yeah.

Matt:

Okay. I'll take a card.

Andy:

Oh man. The Silverbells. So iconic.

Rob:

Oh, it's so good.

Andy:

That's one of my favorites.

Rob:

The bonus question, this is when is Rob gonna give it to Siobhan.

Andy:

What is happening?

Rob:

We're just just giving presents. You realize this is gonna come back to murder both of us. Giving love to the right-hand side of the city. Correct, I guess. Yeah. So the bonus question about how many albums did Burl Ives record. This has to be an about because we're not sure. According to the research I found, about how many albums did Burl Ives record? 26. 35.

Andy:

40.

Andy and others:

Seven.

Matt:

About 40.

Andy:

Oh my god. I should get a present. I'm just kidding. I do.

Matt:

Yeah, you got a bonus question, right? Okay. Oh my lord. I was just going to the outside end of the spectrum. Yes. Yeah. That was aggressive.

Andy:

Oh my God. Well, you're welcome. It was partly for you. The range was 50% because of marriage.

Matt:

I have nothing yet. You have nothing yet. Okay, let's keep in mind that Rob has no presents.

Andy:

Yes. Thank you. I have two from both of you.

Matt:

Overachiever.

Rob:

All right, Chris. Hit me. Who first recorded Melakimiki Mela? Oh my gosh. Kaliki Maka. That one.

Andy:

Kaliki Maka. Do you not give it a little bit more? Oh, I was like, what? Oh.

Rob:

Sorry, I spaced out. Oh, I spaced out. I couldn't I couldn't figure out how to pronounce that, so a little frustrated. So A. Frank Sinatra. Burl Ives. C Dean Martin. D. Bing Crosby. First recorded it.

Matt:

Something just tells me it's Dean Martin. So I'm going for it.

Rob:

Solid guess, but the correct answer is Bing Crosby. It's a binger.

Andy:

Another Another Orange Binger.

Rob:

So for the bonus question, who else was on that recording with him? If you think the song, you can hear some other singers in there.

Andy:

Uh chorus of Hawaiian people. They're famous, that's your hint. Famous Hawaiian people. King Kamehameha. Queen Lilow Okalani and her merry singing group.

Matt:

Moana.

Rob:

No.

Andy:

I enjoyed that.

Andy and others:

Oh, you guys are gonna kick yourself if I tell you.

Andy:

Yeah, no, you can't tell us.

Matt:

It's like the Supremes or something like that.

Andy and others:

It's too late. Chantels.

Rob:

How would you just say that? Well, hint, they're female. It's a female group of voices. There it is, Chris.

Andy:

Oh, what'd you just say?

Matt:

Andrew sisters.

Andy:

Thank you. He said I had it before him.

Matt:

I was gonna say, who does um Sandman?

Andy:

Yes, that's the Andrew Sisters.

Matt:

Because I knew it was them and I couldn't think of the name. There it is.

Andy:

Yay.

Matt:

You get to give a present.

Andy:

Oh, me? Oh, okay. Are you saying that I got it? Okay. Yeah, you got it. Well, do you here? Do you want to hand it to Rob then?

Rob:

Thank you.

Andy:

Yay.

Rob:

Alright, Siobhan. According to Time magazine, what is the most popular Christmas carol in history? A, Jingle Bells. B, Silent Night. C, the 12 Days of Christmas, or D, Away in a Manger.

Andy:

I feel like I should go with Silent Knight. Feels like a solid guess.

Matt:

I would have gone that way as well.

Andy:

Jingle Bells is a close second, but is the correct answer.

Rob:

Yes. Yes, yes. Hold on.

Andy:

Yos, yes, yes.

Rob:

So for the bonus point, the bonus question. Oh yeah, who are you giving your present to?

Andy:

Uh we'll give it to Chris.

Matt:

Oh my lord. Wow.

Andy:

The allyship is over.

Matt:

Still answerless, yet gets three gifts.

Rob:

So for the bonus question, who wrote Silent Knight?

Matt:

Some German dude. You are correct.

Andy:

Hey.

Matt:

Is it Zinzendorf? No. No one. Handel? I'm going with Gustav Germanson. No. Rachman Mendelson? No.

Andy:

Holst? No. No, he's not. He's definitely not German. Yeah. Um.

Rob:

Dang it. Is it like a like are we? You're all gonna know it.

Andy:

Roy Anderson. I'm just kidding.

Rob:

The name was Franz Gruber. No way. Franz Gruber?

Andy:

Like the brother of Hans Gruber from Die Hard a Christmas movie.

Matt:

It all makes sense now.

Andy and others:

Silent night, but there's a Christmas movie. Holy night. All is calm.

Rob:

That brings us to the end of round one.

Andy and others:

You stick a Mr. Potter at the end of that one? Alright, so for round two.

Andy:

Oh. I feel like that's never a good sign, is it?

Rob:

For round two. For round two. Teehee. We are playing name that tune.

Matt:

Alright.

Rob:

The first to call it out gets to give the gift. I'm scared. Oh no.

Andy:

We're gonna be screaming.

Rob:

So this is this is split in three rounds, and I do not apologize.

Andy:

And he's gonna pee us right up.

Rob:

So the first round is my students playing. Oh yes. I love this. Amazing. Amazing, amazing.

Matt:

So we've got uh you just need song title. Is that what we're looking for? Song title, yeah.

Rob:

Okay, good. Identify the title of the song. I'm scared. Keep in mind that some of these are done by elementary school students. Oh, I love this. Who are looking at the music for the first time ever. Yes.

Matt:

Yes, yes. We're in. I'm so excited.

Rob:

We will get to some that are done by my high school students who I gave the starting note for and told them to play it by ear.

Andy:

So good. That's hard.

Rob:

Outstanding. So some of these are gonna be harder than others. So here we go. Here is your first one. And welcome to my world.

Andy:

Keep going.

Rob:

Yep.

Matt:

It came upon a midnight clear.

Rob:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Your hint is these are it's a kid's song. Frosty the Snowman. There it is.

Andy:

Oh nice.

Rob:

Wow, Matthew. Well done. So giving credit where credit's due, this kid had never played on the E-string before.

Andy:

Oh.

Rob:

So he learned that. He did a better job than I could really quickly.

Matt:

As soon as he finished and guessed it, you heard him on the recording say, Yep, you're right.

Siobhan:

Oh. Which was hilarious. Oh, it's perfect.

Matt:

You'll hear that. You'll hear that when you listen back. That was pretty funny. All right, Matt gets a present. Matt gets to give a present. Okay. All right. Trying to keep this uh equal opportunity present giving here, so stick it in your sack there, Rob.

Andy:

Oh yep. Alright. Okay.

Rob:

Alright, here we go. Number two. I think this one's easier. Yikes. One, two, ready, go. Jingle bells. Angels, we have Rubinhaya.

Andy:

I mean, that doesn't sound bad.

Matt:

I wanted to guess another one that starts. This is two trumpet players.

Rob:

This is two trumpet players who only started this year. Wow. Awesome. So this is pretty good. Shabon.

Andy:

I feel it feels right to take that during the herker. Oh. Good job, kids. You're not listening, but good job.

Rob:

This is wonderful. I hope they're not listening.

Andy:

Well.

Rob:

Alright, here we go. Next one. This one is a group of clarinets. Oh boy. Ooh.

Andy and others:

Here it is. Alright, cool. What is a group of clarinets called?

Andy:

That was a wrong. Yeah, that was right. That was good. That was quick too. Oh, that's like a can we name that tune and how many notes on that one?

Rob:

Oh.

Andy:

Oh, there's that squeeze.

Matt:

It's called intonation. But I'm glad as a as a former read instrument player.

Andy:

Okay, there you go.

Matt:

I was able to pull that right out.

Andy:

Good job.

Rob:

Of your butt. So again, those kids had never seen it.

Andy:

So that's awesome. That is that's great. I love this, Andy.

Rob:

It's amazing.

Matt:

Oh, this is fantastic.

Rob:

Alright, here we go. Now we're going on to my my high school kids. So this should be easier. But keep in mind that I just gave them the starting note and what song to do and said one, two, ready, go. So here we go. Yikes. One, two, ready. I think I heard Siobhan first. That was almost immediate.

Siobhan:

Again.

Andy:

That's good.

Rob:

It's it's that's not bad for only getting the first note. There we go.

Matt:

Give a shout out to the prep whatsoever. How do you give a shout out to the drummer who had markedably less work to do than ever?

Andy:

But he still showed up. That's all.

Rob:

He did. Alright. And we got one more. One, two, ready. I think that's Siobhan again.

Andy:

Woo! We'll give it to Mac because you came in second on that one. Well, a present for coming in second. Good job.

Rob:

Alright. Okay. So that was the beginner band edition of Name that too. Now we're going on to just the chords. F. Oh God. So this is all me.

Andy:

Not the F chord, to be fair.

Rob:

Me playing the chord progression.

Matt:

Okay. I thought you were gonna say the chord progression. I was like, I'm done.

Siobhan:

Oh yeah, there's no way.

Rob:

Yeah, I'm like what instrument? The first one is gonna be on mandolin.

Andy:

Okay.

Matt:

No. Come on, come, manual. Nope. What song is that? I can't get the name. I'm literally singing.

Andy:

There we go. We got there. We got there.

Rob:

All right. Not bad, Matt.

Matt:

Uh, just because I had to sit next to this guy in church for the better part of my young life, I'm giving it to Cressy. That's the reason I was singing. Listen, I I would like to say I'm very impressed, Matt, by how much you've known. Yeah, that was good. Oh. Like you're a drummer. You're, I mean, you're not known for your tones. I'd be a dumber. No, I'm just I'm I was giving you props. I'm getting gracious.

Andy:

He does not play a melodic instrument.

Rob:

No, that's true. I was thinking about doing a round where I was just gonna use a snare drum and play the colour. There's no way they could be rhythmically not know most of that.

Matt:

So, Chris, that would be you and I head to head next year.

Andy:

That feels like a rhythmic dictation exam and it makes me want to jump into a hole and die.

Matt:

Somebody tossed me one of those shots. What's a buttery shot?

Andy:

A butt shot. Here you go.

Matt:

Jingle shots? No.

Andy:

He's so proud of that.

Rob:

He's getting another buttery.

Andy:

That's fair. You should be proud of that. All right, here we go.

Rob:

Next one, I'm on guitar for this one.

Andy and others:

Oh, come on, come on, faithful. Yep.

Andy:

Oh, come on, you faithful. You guys are a solid heat for that.

Matt:

As a thank you to Rob for his earlier compliment, which I deeply did appreciate. So this is rather backhanded of me.

Rob:

Bullshit.

Andy:

Oh, I don't even know what.

Matt:

All right. You know what? I wasn't going to gift you anything, but now I'm going to gift you all the rest of my points. Here we go. All right. Let's go. I'm coming for you, Max.

Rob:

The next one might be hard.

Andy:

I knew this would work out for us.

Rob:

Here we go.

Matt:

Yeah, it's a pop tune.

Rob:

Is it Blue Christmas? Solid guess.

Andy:

Oh, that is a solid guess with the youke, too.

Rob:

Hmm. Solid, solid pickup on that. Is it Melakalikumaka? There it is.

Andy:

Nice. Oh, good thing Matt gets these points.

Rob:

One more by the cords. Again, this one. I'm gonna go ahead and give you the hint there. This is more of a poppy, less of a traditional one.

Matt:

Maybe it's cold outside, is it not? Similar vintage.

Andy and others:

Nope.

Rob:

I'll give you another hint that there's a group of cartoon characters associated with this song.

Andy:

Is this a Charlie Brown song?

Andy and others:

No.

Rob:

Rodents has confused me more.

Andy:

Is it the the otters?

Rob:

Nope. Cartoon rodents.

Andy:

Alvin and the chipmunks? Okay, no. No.

Rob:

Um one by my hula hoop?

Andy:

Um, no. Um is it the Christmas song? Isn't that the name of it?

Rob:

It is a Christmas song.

Andy:

Oh, but I mean, isn't that wait, just stop.

Rob:

Please, Annie, don't play it again. Good God. It's not hula hoop? Nope.

Andy:

Christmas Don't be late? Nope.

Matt:

Oh, symbolic chord progression, that's pretty close. That's the one I couldn't get to.

Andy:

Oh my god, that's the only thing I can think of now with the crit the chipmunks. Me, I want a hula hoop. We can hardly. That's what Christmas Don't Be Late is.

Matt:

Yeah, but it's the What's the other one by them? It's uh the end.

Andy:

That's not it.

Matt:

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. My two front teeth. All right, Chris. All right. We got there, we got there.

Andy:

We got a lot of assists on that, though. The white could with Mary Christmas.

Matt:

Oh F on. I love how you just keep giving your wife presents. It's so beautiful.

Andy:

He doesn't give me real ones. That's why we're gonna do it in the game. Oh no.

Matt:

Like to point out, that's my first correct answer. Thank you very much.

Andy:

You're welcome. I helped you. Beetrail.

Rob:

All right.

Andy:

Yep.

Rob:

Round three of Name That Tune. So I have this really nice slide whistle. Round three is me with no practice, just recording it live once through. On slide whistle. On slide whistle. I'm excited. Here we go. Here we go.

Andy:

Oh my god. That was like a didgeridoo.

Matt:

Oh, oh, just frozen on an open fire? Redops are at those around here? Do they know it's Christmas town in Africa?

Andy:

That's called do they know it's Christmas down in Africa?

Matt:

That's what I'm getting.

Andy:

Oh, I'm doing it.

Rob:

I'm doing my business to buy it.

Andy:

Oh, that was so good. Fucking you cried. Oh Christ. Oh my god, Jesus is crying. Jesus wept. Oh no. Yes. That's unfortunate. The big finish.

Rob:

The hardest thing about doing this was not cracking up last year.

Andy:

Oh my god, there's no way. I can't even imagine. Oh my god.

Matt:

How many more of these are there to episode?

Andy:

Three more. Okay, good.

Rob:

All right, here we go. Our next one.

Matt:

Oh, well done.

Andy:

Oh my god, that was so good. This is amazing.

Matt:

I give too much of it. I'm sorry. Oh my god. This is amazing. For the record, when Andy told me he wanted to do name that tune, of course, my first thought was, oh god, copyright concerns. Andy said to me.

Andy:

And he was like, you don't have to worry about that. Oh my god.

Matt:

Do you do all seven verses of this?

Andy:

I wanna work. Oh my god. Listen. That was a very good conference. Oh man. And that was a good one. Oh you're getting so much better. Oh my god.

Rob:

This is brilliant. Brilliant. Again, the hardest thing about this was not cracking up in the middle.

Andy:

I mean, thank God we can do that here because I can't not laugh.

Rob:

All right, here we go. Next one. It's a legit laugh cry, by the way, at the end of that. Thank you. Where is it?

Andy:

I don't know where it is. Oh my God.

Matt:

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Came upon a midnight clear. With those welters getting presents and Matthews getting presents and Freddie.

Andy:

So sad. So sad. Oh my god. It's him. I can't.

Rob:

All right, we've got one more.

Andy:

This was peak. Wait, one more of the slide whistle? One more of the slide whistle. Oh my god. I thought that was a good one.

Matt:

Here we go. No, one more. Good. If I guess it before you start playing it, do I get two cards? Sure. I fart it on Santa's lap. Nope. Damn it. Okay. Is that a song? Yes, it is.

Andy:

Well, you gotta play it on slide whistle now, so get it for the next time.

Rob:

All right, here we go.

Andy:

We'll release that as an alcohology.

Rob:

Last one.

Andy:

Everything. This isn't I all I want for Christmas is you, is it? Because I'm really waiting for that song.

Rob:

I thought about that.

Andy:

Yeah. Oh. Is that Santa Baby? There it is. Oh.

Matt:

Who's this for? I could not hear that. Harab.

Andy:

Okay. That's got what got me. Oh my god. Every song for Christmas should now be on slide whistle. And that's what I demanded.

Rob:

The funny thing is, like, I started with some of them, and I was like, oh, these are way too easy. It's gonna be too obvious. And I'm like, I gotta go to something more complicated.

Matt:

So that's how we know that's amazing. Andy, Andy, I just stellar shit.

Rob:

I'll take it.

Andy and others:

Outstanding.

Rob:

All right. I really jingled my bells.

Andy:

Hey.

Rob:

Round three.

Andy:

Woo. Woo! Okay.

Rob:

All right. Again, we're gonna we're going difference here. I have a list from Hamley's, which is a British toy company, of the top-selling toys of all time. You each are gonna get three guesses to find one. Now, my advice here, don't go like super broad, like board games way too broad, or puzzles way too broad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Right.

Andy:

We need names.

Rob:

But you also don't have to be like uber uber specific, right? So, like a title. One that's surprisingly not on here. G.I. Joe. You could just say G.I. Joe. You don't have to say like Duke from the G.I. Joe's. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. I would never have said that.

Andy:

So, but that's a good example.

Rob:

So let's see who's going to go first this time.

Andy:

There should be a slide whistle.

Rob:

G.I. Joe.

Andy:

Pork job sandwiches.

Rob:

Stop all the down moves.

Matt:

If action figures too broad, we need to go at least a little more specific than that. Right. Okay. Right.

Rob:

IP. Siobhan. Again. I get three guesses. We'll do one guess at a time. Oh, one guess at a time. We'll go around three times.

Andy:

Got it. Slinky.

Rob:

Oh! Slinky is a good list. All right. So you get to give out a gift. That's a great guess.

Andy:

Matthew.

Matt:

Matthew. Okay. And Matthew, it's your turn.

Rob:

Monopoly. Monopoly is on the list. Oh, great guess. Good guess. So far, two for two. Yeah, right back at you.

Andy:

Oh. Could have just picked that myself.

Andy and others:

I don't know if this is too broad. I'll let you know if it's too broad. Yo-yo.

Rob:

Yo-yo is on the list. Good job. Three for three.

Matt:

Slinky was my first guess, and you went right there.

Andy:

Sorry. Okay. Are you going to give it to me, Al?

Matt:

No, I'm going to give it to Matthew.

Andy:

Oh, thank you. Appreciate that.

Matt:

All right. You said uh G.I. Joe was not, but is Barbie on the list? Barbie guess. And that's as specific as you need to be. That's pretty good. Yeah. All right. All right. Malibu. Yeah, no, well, I was going to say. Baby's Barbie.

Rob:

Four for four, Schwann.

Andy:

Oh, ass. Wow. That's not my guess. Wow.

Rob:

There's no ass. No ass. The Owen Wilson action figure.

Andy:

My other guess is Tickle Me Elmo.

Matt:

Oh, Matt's rather specific. Is not on the list.

Andy:

Oh, that was such a hype.

Matt:

Oh, that makes me nervous for my next guest. Okay. All right, well, good. Go ahead, Matt.

Andy:

You're welcome for informing you all.

Andy and others:

Nintendo. Ooh. Can you be more specific?

Rob:

Nintendo.

Andy and others:

Nintendo's a people break.

Andy:

You know that there's multiple Nintendo options in the Nintendo release choice in the 90s. No.

Matt:

Oh God. The Nintendo Entertainment System. That's not the nine. I know.

Rob:

But I also think you're correct, is it? You are not correct.

Andy:

Oh.

Matt:

Oh, I should have gone with 64.

Andy and others:

Yeah. Damn it. Rob.

Andy:

Don't say it.

Rob:

All time. Top hundred selling of all time.

Andy:

Top hundred. Wow.

Rob:

This is not like amount of money sold. Just top units. Yeah, it makes sense.

Matt:

Okay. Okay. So then my next guess would have been very bad because there's no way it's on the top list. Lamborghini. No.

Andy:

Okay, this is a Porsche.

Matt:

This is not my guess.

Andy:

Oh, well then why are you saying it?

Matt:

But I will say well, I'll say it at the end. I'm going to go with Game Boy.

Rob:

Game Boy is on the list. Oh. Nice.

Andy:

Nice, nice, nice, nice. Notice how I said nice. Please don't hand me this card. That's fine. Thank you.

Matt:

I'm bouncing between Matthew and Christopher.

Rob:

Yeah.

Andy:

But mostly Matthew.

Matt:

I gave him a compliment and he smited me. My next guess is Cabbage Patch doll.

Andy and others:

Cabbage Patch dolls is a big thing. Good one. Good one. Well done.

Andy:

You go.

Rob:

Okay.

Andy and others:

I'm very into it. Last time around.

Andy:

Let's be real. I'm in a steal and bogar and say Nintendo 64.

Rob:

Is not on the list.

Andy:

Oh, I knew it was going to be a different one.

Andy and others:

I'm literally surprised.

Andy:

Oh, you get you get a turn now, so. Yeah.

Rob:

Lego.

Andy:

Oh. That's two.

Rob:

Is that Lego's on the list twice?

Andy:

Okay, two presents.

Rob:

I think it's a little overly specific. So.

Andy:

Hmm. Is there a middle ground we could find? I don't know what the answer is.

Rob:

I think the middle ground is to give a second guess. Because the two Legos on here are the Lego Harry Potter sets and the Lego classic bricks. Oh, Lego Lego classic bricks.

Andy:

I think I mean he said Lego and it's on the list. Matthew gets a present.

Matt:

Yes. Actually, Robert gets a present, so there you go.

Andy:

You don't get two.

Matt:

There you go. Right. Last guess. Last guess.

Andy:

Makes sense with the Harry Potter ones.

Matt:

Okay. Um I'm going to go. I know how much you love my little pony. I'm going to go Star Wars.

Andy and others:

What?

Matt:

As in action figures.

Andy and others:

Oh.

Matt:

There is nothing Star Wars on the list. Surprising. But okay. Wow. And when Chris is done, I'll tell you what my other guess was going to be. I also need to know which Nintendo it is when we wrap up, because this is going to burn my personal. He said Game Boy. I mean, which was a good one. I know which one it is.

Andy:

That is a Nintendo.

Matt:

I'm going to assume it's the Wii, but I'm not that's not my guess.

Andy:

Oh, that's fair.

Matt:

My cube. Also, another joke guess is it I won't if it's on the list, I won't take a card for this. Is Ball in a cup on the list? It is not. Okay. That would have been hilarious.

Andy:

Even the actual name, because that's just from Family Guys.

Rob:

There is one thing that is that like old school. There's one other thing that's that old school like ball and paddle. Not to get anything.

Matt:

Oh my legitimate guess is Furby? That was that I decided not to guess. On the list. There was no way that there was enough units of those sold because it was only like popular for like Furby two years, Mimi.

Andy:

Oh, what about Beanie Babies? Beanie Babies. How about the list? How about a top? Oh, a top.

Rob:

Tops are on the list. Oh, guess what?

Andy:

What about that creepy ass bitch of a phone that you used to be able to drag on the ground? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Matt:

Oh, it's a ball shit out of it. Fitcher Price phone.

Andy and others:

Yeah, no, that's about power wheels.

Rob:

Power wheels are on the list. Oh, another American girl. Not on the list.

Andy:

Yeah, that's not surprising. That was too expensive.

Rob:

Hot wheels are on the list. Yeah. The first person to tell you that American was too broad is my movie.

Matt:

Yeah.

Rob:

And was it the Wii? It was the Wii and the Switch are both on there. Oh. Switches on there. NES and Super NES are or GameCube or Nintendo 64. GameCube, not surprising.

Matt:

None of those are that huge, to be fair. Like in terms of like NES is too early to be widespread. The consumerism? No.

Andy:

The consumerism of the current time is just like Switch is hard.

Matt:

I would say probably. And Wii was like insanely popular when it came out. Absolutely.

Andy:

It was the first of its kind. But the motion sensor.

Rob:

Like probably 75 out of a hundred of these are things that like we played as with what about what other board games are on there? Anything else? Board games. We've got Battleship. Clue? Clue Doe, which is the same thing. Yeah. The British, because it's again British list here. Um I'm like trying to think of something funny that would be British. That they would be apologize. Who said the Fisher Price telephone?

Matt:

Oh, that was a joke at the end.

Andy:

Yeah, that phone is horrifying. We're gonna put a picture up for anyone that doesn't know what that is because it's from Toy Story. You know what it is. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know. You know.

Rob:

Snakes and Ladders.

Andy:

Oh yeah.

Rob:

Barrel full of monkeys? Um Pokemon cards are on there. Yeah, I figured Pokemon was on there somehow. Um, is barrel full of monkeys on there? Barrel full of monkeys is not, but tiddlywinks is same. Tiddlywinks.

Andy:

Old school. Is there any what's the thing that's like the the old ball in a couple?

Rob:

Uh the clackers.

Andy:

What are those?

Rob:

No means no. Clackers are like a British toy. I think they're actually illegal in the United States.

Andy:

Amazing.

Rob:

It's literally like two plastic balls on a rope. Oh, you like spin them around the colour. Oh, yeah, they do that.

Andy:

There's like TikTok people that do that. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh man. All right. Now I'm like, what else? Oh.

Rob:

Clackers. The one I'm surprised none of you guys guessed, aside from Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi.

Andy:

Oh, okay. That's crazy though. But I don't know if I thought they would go. I mean, I guess top hundred. That's like Tickle.

Matt:

So you thought of that with Ticobiomo where it was like something that's crazy. When you said that, I immediately thought Furby's. But then when I asked, like, is it in money or is it in units? And when he said units, I was like, it was only like two years that they were popular. I don't know if it was enough units.

Rob:

Um, I bet you that thing was crazy popular in Japan and China.

Matt:

Yeah. And probably for a full year before we even got them. Yeah. There's a lot of Furby Furbies were absolutely bonkers, though. They like well after the Christmas season, you could not find them and people still wanted them. It wasn't like it just disappeared off the face of the earth. People were still buying them like well into the summer. Because I remember there were like news things about, and then like all of the funny things about like, oh, it's creepy because it like activated while it was in the closet. And that's so it like was in the narrative. Oh my god. And then it was like a Chinese cry thing. Like there was a lot of craze around the first time. Well that was one of the questions in the 90s trivia. If you haven't caught that one yet, like Furby was banned from military bases and stuff like that. Like the Navy banned it from yeah. Anyone remember the crossfire game? Crossfire! That was what was stuck. Most disappointing game ever. Nothing said. Nothing said late 80s, early 90s, like fire ball bearings at each other and try to short range.

Andy:

What about rock'em sock'em robots?

Rob:

Absolutely.

Andy:

Heck yeah.

Rob:

Man, I thought it was phenomenal. A lot of IP stuff, like Transformers, uh, Thunderbirds, Masters of the Universe, Hot Wheels.

Andy:

Um, you said that right. Yeah.

Rob:

Also, Matchbox Polypocket, My Little Pony is on Play-Doh. Play-doh is not twisting.

Andy:

What about slime? Yeah. Oh, well, slime because it's like a general or phloem.

Matt:

You remember flow? Absolutely.

Andy:

That was a good time.

Matt:

Except then you would leave it out and it would just turn into a rock, and then it would be ohm.

Andy:

It would lose its flow. Yeah.

Rob:

All right. If we want, I've got a bonus round we can do. Ah, yes, of course we do. So I really liked it last year. We did the game of questions. So we're bringing questions back. Okay. So you asked me questions, I will answer yes, no, or yes and no.

Matt:

Rob. And you're thinking of a Christmas-related item?

Rob:

Christ Christmas related.

Matt:

Item, person, place, well, okay, what do we do?

Andy:

Chris, it's not your turn.

Matt:

Sorry, God. Damn it, Chris. Is this a person? No. Oh, sorry. Uh is now he's not ready. Living. No.

Andy:

Is this a song?

Matt:

No.

Andy:

Thank God we've had too many of those.

Matt:

Songs are living, God.

Andy:

Okay.

Matt:

Is it Linus from Charlie Brown? No.

Andy:

Is it a bird? That's not a sad.

Matt:

I'm going surgical strike on here. Yeah, this is sad. Christmas. No, no, no. I'm kidding. Um is it a cartoon? No. Is it a food? No.

Andy:

It's not a color. Because you're Andy.

Rob:

I take offense to that. Christmas.

Andy:

Is it an item you would use for decor in your home?

Rob:

You could. I don't think you would traditionally think of it that way. But is it edible? I mean, anything's edible if you try hard enough.

Andy:

No.

Rob:

But no. Is it even I dear children?

Matt:

Is it a Yule log? No. Is it elf on a shelf? No.

Andy:

Damn. That would be a traditional piece of decor. Dang, we're really striking out on this.

Matt:

I have a good question.

Andy:

Is it a character?

Andy and others:

No. Is it a candy cane?

Matt:

No. Is it? Most of the time, some are not at all. Related to Christianity. No. Okay.

Andy:

I mean, as far as like it's related to Christmas, so it's not the Jesus side of Christmas. It's a secular. Yeah, secular side, yeah.

Matt:

Man, I cannot think of a question. Is it smaller than a bread box? No.

Andy:

Oh. Is it a snowman?

Matt:

No. Is this something that would be contemporarily found in your home for Christmas? Very broad question.

Andy:

I don't know how much longer that wasn't.

Rob:

I mean maybe as part of another decoration. Is it a menorah?

Andy:

Ooh. Okay, that's good.

Matt:

Is it not Christmas? Is it a toy train? No. Damn. That was a good guess.

Andy:

Oh, that's a good guess. Is it a candle?

Matt:

Nope. Bigger than a bread box.

Andy:

I got some big ass candles. Okay. We're all crying inside.

Matt:

That's got harder since last year. No. Yeah, we got these really fast. Oh, it is. Damn it. I was waiting for somebody else to guess. No, it's your turn. It's your turn. Ding dong.

Rob:

Oh shit.

Andy:

Ding dong.

Matt:

The sleigh bells? Bigger good. Those would be some insane sleigh bells.

Andy:

The ones for the ding dings.

Matt:

A horn. No. Oh. Like a Christmas horn. You know what I'm talking about?

Andy:

A Christmas horn. Yeah, they put bows on them and shit.

Matt:

I don't know.

Andy and others:

A tuba with a bow on it? French horn with some holly? Is it a sled? Solid guess, but no. Damn it. I will get this.

Andy:

Are we being more specific? Is it something you can ride on or sit in?

Rob:

Don't I guess in theory, it has done that in movies. I wouldn't think that to be its actual purpose.

Andy:

Uh okay. I don't know this, but we'll see.

Matt:

Is it for children?

Andy:

No. Are things for Christmas all kind of for children?

Rob:

Is it where a sleigh? Nope. Solid guess though. You're getting warmer.

Andy:

You get this, I'm gonna cry.

Matt:

We said it was not living.

Rob:

Correct.

Matt:

A reindeer. It's living.

Rob:

Solid guess, but no.

Andy:

Yeah, that was gonna be. Reindeers are living, okay. I know.

Matt:

I know. That's why I just I can't think of caribou.

Rob:

You guys are going in the right direction. And they're better than people.

Andy:

I need like another hour. Um people kind of riding on. I mean, it isn't living.

Matt:

Mrs. Claus. Whoa!

Andy:

She's alive, mother. She has a name. Mrs. Claus.

Matt:

Um holiday necroophilia. Yes.

Andy:

Is it a vehicle? I did ask if you can ride on it.

Siobhan:

God. No. Is it a toboggan?

Andy:

No, we already I feel like.

Siobhan:

Is it a stocking? Solid guess. Ooh. Because in a bread box.

Andy:

God.

Siobhan:

But no.

Andy:

Dang. That is also something you could have in your home, right?

Matt:

And would be a traditional decor item.

Andy:

We're about to catch you, Andy. Oh, we're okay calling this out like if it is, you're stupid. I don't know. Um Good Christ. Did we get too old?

Matt:

It's God, we we are like off the margin.

Rob:

Dancing around it. You're so close. Alright, it's been written in some movies.

Matt:

It is not a vehicle. Correct. It could be decor. Do we have to wait our turns? Yes.

Andy:

God, I'm at this point, I feel like just someone guess.

Matt:

Is it smaller than your average sedan?

Andy:

Traditionally.

Rob:

Not always in movies, though.

Andy:

Why do you keep being the person before me to make this harder? Um in movies, what is the movie?

Rob:

It's like it's in a lot of movies.

Andy:

Yeah. Oh god. But it's not a sleigh. Oh god.

Rob:

It's close though.

Andy:

It's not a sled or a toboggan.

Rob:

You're getting colder.

Andy:

A sledge, which is the name, another name for a fucking sleigh. Um is it the station wagon from Christmas Vacation?

Matt:

No. Rob seems Rob has a look.

Rob:

Put us out of our misery. Oh, I will say. That would be very funny. I don't know that I'm right.

Matt:

I don't. You keep saying a sleigh is close, and that's what I'm stuck on right now, but it could be dick.

Andy:

Do it. Go with your instinct. Go with your gut.

Matt:

Christmas tree. I got nothing. Nope. Is it Santa Sack? It is Santa Sack.

Andy:

Who wrote on one?

Matt:

Tim Allen. Like it carries him up the chip. Oh, the baby elf? Baby elf Rodent one.

Rob:

The elves in Polar Express. God, I don't care. The kids in Polaris. Wowzers.

Matt:

Oh man, he was going Polar Express.

Andy:

Crap. That took us four hours.

Matt:

Give me a present. Okay. Oh, who's gonna get this present?

Andy:

Yikes.

Matt:

Siobhan.

Andy:

Oh, baby.

Matt:

I haven't given you one in a while. I've just been momenting the boys. Alright, shall we do one more? Yes.

Rob:

Thank God, hopefully faster. Let's go the opposite direction this time. Chris, you're up first.

Matt:

Okay. Is it a person? No.

Andy:

Oh you made a shifty face. Yeah, you did.

Rob:

And are we going this way? I put that as a solid yes and no, but no. Rob. Is it Frosty the Snowman?

Matt:

No. Okay.

Andy:

That's a good guess.

Matt:

That was a good guess, yeah. He was faltery on person.

Andy:

Right.

Andy and others:

Cartoon character? Yes and no.

Andy:

Yes and no. Is it a fictitious character?

Matt:

Yes. Is it portrayed as a living thing that is not normally living?

Andy:

Oh, that's a different question. Anthropomorphic. Yes and I know. Okay.

Matt:

Is it the abominable snowman? No.

Andy:

Shit. The Yeti. I love him.

Matt:

Is it a Christmas tree?

Rob:

No.

Andy:

It's a fictitious character. Is it Krampus?

Rob:

It is not.

Andy:

Oh, I had it the first time.

Rob:

We did Krampus the other day.

Andy:

I know. I didn't know if you'd sneak it in again.

Matt:

Is it Mr. Norwalk? No. Is it male? Yes. Is it Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? No. That would have been my guess as well.

Andy:

Is it Herbie the Elf that wants to be a dentist from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer?

Matt:

What a reference.

Rob:

Solid guess, but no.

Matt:

Is it a humanoid character? Yes. Is it Sam the Snowman?

Rob:

No.

Matt:

Voiced by Burlives. No.

Andy:

Is that his name? Sam? Oh, okay.

Matt:

Is it the Grinch? No. Ooh. Solid guess.

Andy:

That is a good guess, yeah. Is it Cindy Lou who going on the Grinch theme?

Rob:

Definitely not male, though.

Andy:

Oh, fair. Sorry. I don't know her pronouns. I am assuming them.

Rob:

I wouldn't want to assume. Do we know the Grinch is weird?

Matt:

Pretty sure we refer refer to her as well.

Rob:

I mean Grinch isn't wearing pants.

Andy:

Does it what is that? What? That doesn't really mean much, but that's okay.

Matt:

Is it a snowman character? No. Is it food-based? No. Jack Frost. No.

Andy:

Oh God, Matt, you're coming up with good ones, and then I have to follow that? Damn.

Matt:

That just made me think of MSC3K.

Andy:

Oh, yeah. So good. He can reverse the film. Um okay. Male fictitious character. Oh my god.

Rob:

I think focusing on the yes and no to cartoon might help.

Andy:

Yes and no.

Matt:

Which means that it's been portrayed in both ways.

Andy:

I mean, is this Charlie Brown?

Rob:

No.

Andy:

Okay. Because I'm thinking of like the theater show of Charlie Brown.

Rob:

Yeah.

Matt:

But is it a child aged character?

Andy:

That's a good question.

Rob:

Good question.

Matt:

Adult character film and drawn. Male. Male.

Andy:

You assume?

Matt:

No, he confirmed. Yeah.

Andy:

Oh, okay.

Matt:

Yeah, he can he confirmed. It's both been in live action and drawn.

Andy:

Well, film could have been TV.

Matt:

That's fair.

Andy:

But that's fine.

Matt:

Or if you want to say like live action versus animated.

Andy:

Well, and animated.

Rob:

I'm gonna go with Father Time. Solid guess, but no. Scrooge. Nope.

Andy:

Oh, that's goddamn.

Rob:

Oh, you don't know how good of a guess that is.

Andy:

Oh. Oh my god, if I took a shit on the dad tonight, coming over there. Ghost of Christmas present. Oh. Bob Cratchit.

Matt:

Nope.

Siobhan:

Damn it.

Andy:

No. You got two to pick.

Matt:

The ghost of Christmas past.

Rob:

Is the correct answer.

Andy:

I just feel like ghost of Christmas present is more your energy. I hate you all.

Matt:

I'm dumb. Bob Cratchit is an actual human.

Andy:

Yeah, he is. Well, he's technically also Kermit the Frog in the Muppet Christmas Parable, which is not animated, but put the girl on the damn t.

Andy and others:

Sure did.

Matt:

Oh, two for two. Back to uh the best version of that. Um, make sure you apparently watch the full version in the extras of Disney Plus because there's the song that got removed.

Andy and others:

Oh, we're loves, we're lays.

Matt:

Beautiful song.

Rob:

Shouldn't have been cut.

Andy:

I give it too dark for the sensitive children.

Matt:

Oh my god, we don't have another six hours with the meme that says uh why Michael Cain and um oh god, why can't I think of his name? From uh Rocky Horror Picture Show. What's it? Tim Tim Curry. Why Michael Cain and Tim Curry are the best actors to work with Muppets? Because they treated them like real actors. Because Michael Caine treats them like real actors and and Tim Curry treated like a Muppet.

Rob:

All right, guys, I think it's time to open your presents.

Matt:

I'm a little upset. All right. That's why I didn't give you a gift for that.

Rob:

You're gonna be you're gonna be a lot more upset when you try and edit all the dead air of people thinking.

Matt:

Okay.

Andy and others:

I have a lot of surprising amount of cards in here. So face cards count as 10.

Andy:

Even aces.

Andy and others:

Yes.

Andy:

Okay.

Andy and others:

Keep it simple.

Matt:

And the other ones are face value?

Andy and others:

Yep.

Matt:

Well, that's 53. Oh my god. 53 points. I have a lot of face cards here.

Andy:

54.

Rob:

Oh.

Andy:

Yeah, because I had three aces, you asses.

Andy and others:

I had 63. Ooh.

Matt:

And the winner, 48 points.

Rob:

Wow.

Andy:

I don't know.

Matt:

I don't know.

Andy:

30.

Matt:

46. Yeah.

Andy:

No. No. No, you did not do math. Really, Chris? Y'all thought this would go well. So who is it? Robin. It's me. One point.

Matt:

I probably counted the jacks as one.

Andy:

No, you shouldn't do that.

Matt:

Womp.

Andy:

Oh, you did it. Look at that. Okay, what?

Siobhan:

Silence.

Matt:

Wrong button. Stellar. Oh Lord. Wonderful. That was fantastic.

Andy:

Okay.

Matt:

Applied whistle. Andy, that was absolutely outstanding. I hope you had fun with that. That was awesome. Thank you so much. Sure thing. Happy holidays, friends. Merry Christmas. Before we wrap, what do we think the stellar sip of the episode was? Drink wise.

Andy:

That shot was real good.

Andy and others:

Yep. We're going to go with the butterscotch shot.

Matt:

Absolutely.

Andy:

Buttnuts.

Matt:

Butterscotch shot it is for the Stellar Sip. And Merry Christmas. Happy holidays to all, and thank you for listening. Stellar Sip.

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